Category: funny stuff
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Donald Trump hair PNG
I keep wanting to put Donald Trump’s hair on different things. Whenever I search for “Donald Trump’s hair png,” I don’t find anything. So I went ahead and made my own Donald Trump hair png file. Here you go: I wanted it this time to make this: If you make something with this, please…
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Welcome to Florida – where contract killing is legal?
I saw this sign on my way in to work the other day: I hope it’s a joke, but it is Florida. And that means… Well, anything goes.
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kisses
Much to my brother Josh’s chagrin, I’m a kisser and I kiss Toren on the lips. Toren has responded when I say “kiss” for a couple months now, but in the last week he’s started experimenting (seems a little early, but whatever). Thursday, when I went to kiss him goodbye before I left for work,…
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Debi’s night
Wednesday evenings I have a meeting at the university from 6:00 to 7:00 pm. I work from the rest of the day. This past Wednesday was no different, schedule-wise, but what happened during that time was a little different. Because Debi would be alone with Toren for most of the evening, I volunteered to pick…
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fire this advertising company
I’ve seen this billboard a few times in the last few weeks and figured I’d take a picture of it: Not sure what they were thinking. Memorable? Yes. Witty? No.
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playing in poop
The last month or so around our house hasn’t been the greatest. Debi came down with an ear infection. Toren likely had one at the same time, but we didn’t realize it right away. Eventually they were both on antibiotics and each of them tried multiple antibiotics before they found anything that seemed to work.…
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Toren, 10 months and comfortable with his sexuality
Almost all of Toren’s clothes are either gifts from family or borrowed from a colleague from UT who has very graciously lent us tons of clothes for Toren to wear since he was born (she has two boys and another child on the way). Among the clothes she lent us was a striped shirt with…
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Toren as Zombie
I saw that my brother Josh had zombified himself on Facebook. I thought it was funny, so I zombified Toren: FYI, Debi’s not a fan. But I think it’s pretty good. He looks terrifying!
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I just hired Jesus…
My neighbor’s name is Jesus; he’s from Cuba. He’s doing some work on our house. It’s not really news, but I wanted a funny post title on here that would grab attention. Anyone else ever paid Jesus to do some work for them?
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falling asleep on the job
This is probably one of the funniest/cutest videos we’ve shot. Debi was carrying Toren around in the bjorn while she was working around the house. Toren loves this, but apparently it was too much for him this day – he crashed, in the bjorn, on the camera: